Why the Hell is there an armadillo running loose in the Blue Dorm,
and why do I feel you guys might have something to do with it?
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There are additions on this post that have been added later one through remarks
Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"
And "ken" is a word from a slang language system where you switch the syllables (verlan) used in French that means "to fuck" (niquer (to fuck (familiar)) -> quer-ni -> kéni -> ken)
So "Him, it's just fucking"
Which I think is even more hilarious
ADDITION: An anon pointed out that orally (without paying attention to the comma), it can be understood as "Lui sait juste Ken", which would translate as "He only knows (how) to fuck" and I think that's even MORE hilarious
I have this theory that Prince Levan and Yuu are similar.
Don't you think their traits so far matches? Kind, patient, able to traverse through adversities (for now its just raging Draconias lol), aspires to resolve conflicts between oppositions, doesn't possess any bias (maybe because they prefer peaceful options).
There is also a scene that matched well with what we know of Prince Levan with Yuu --
β’ Prince Levan dealing with Malenoa's tantrum safely -> Yuu telling Malleus to calm down and Malleus actually listening (during their trip kn GloMas)
β’ Prince Levan manages the foreign affairs of Land of Briar, he is negotiating to stop ravaging their land -> Yuu is assigned as the Prefect of NRC, they deal with the trouble ensuing in every dorm and striving to make its members work together.
β’ Prince Levan is Malenoa's informant and seems to be on the frontlines while Malenoa's the strategist -> Yuu is always tasked as the record keepers or watcher of events (even in main story) by Crowley, and sometimes if there's actual trouble, Yuu tells Crowley about it, providing Crowley some stand-in in dealing with NRC troubles rather than himself.
β’ If we assume that all Draconias are similar, perhaps its safe to assume that Malenoa was also interested with Levan because he treated her normally (because like Malleus she was also revered too much and didnt experience much normality).
It mirrors similarly to the dynamic of Malleus and Yuu in the present, how Yuu is not afraid of him and in turn, makes Malleus feel like a normal person.
β’ Lilia mentions him, Malenoa, and Levan are childhood friends. So, it means that Levan and Malenoa probably met when they were children. Malleus is only 178 out of 1000 years adult age, Lilia stated him as a child. Plus, if we refer to the past ages of official Yuu's (Yuuken and Yuuka are 17), they are children -growing up as well. (At least I think so-- 17 is really young for me lol) Anyways, we see that Malleus and Yuu got to know each other in their developing years or something--
β’ This is kind of a theory but Levan and Yuu have the traits of a beasttamer- Lilia states that Draconias are montrous (but they're still faes.) Yuu was dubbed as beasttamer by Crowley because of how they took care of Grim. Grim is a monster. And, both Yuu and Levan, like stated before, deals with "their monster's rages."
β’ Both Malleus and Malenoa seems to get attracted by Levan and Yuu because of their compassion to them. (Malenoa views Levan as "he's the only one she can depend on" and he cooked for her so we can believe that Levan was kind to Malenoa.) In contrast, Draconias are always seen as "ruthless villains" "cruel" and "terrifying."
β’ As the game repeatedly tells us, Draconias exceeds so much from the average. They are seemingly evil, powerful and ruthless to people, even when Malleus was raised by Lilia to be "a gentle fairy" he struggles still. And, because of the normality/kindness of Yuu and Levan, that they are most interesting to Draconias. Since all those traits (being normal) are essentially their unknown and the impossible---
β’ I think Draconias are also fascinated by the "weakness" and braveness of Yuu/Levan. (Levan was pitiful during the time where he, Lilia and Malenoa got lost while Malenoa just had a fun time out of it). Malleus teases Yuu about is he scary now since we always seem fearless to him- I wonder if Malenoa treated Levan this way as well... (because all Draconias seems to have same personalities lol i.e Malenoa has a habit of being talkative at unusual hours too much like how Malleus visits us to talk in the night)
β’ This is a reach, but Levan didn't get any silouette despite the fact he was explained many times by Lilia, just like how Yuu never gets revealed in game.
β’ The fact that Levan seems to be referenced from the two events: Glorious Masquerade and Halloween. These events have involved Yuu importantly instead of them just being on the sidelines-
Glorious Masquerade because it seems like he's Diablo-inspired and Malleus' outfit in that event has feathers of a raven. And, the fact Levan's Name is spelled like Raven. Plus, his outfit was designed to resemble royalty Briar Valley clothing and Levan IS a Briar Valley royalty (the princess' husband.)
Halloween Event because of Levan's title containing Long/Dragon Prince Levan. Malleus' Halloween costume was a Long/Chinese Dragon. Plus, the event highlighted the difference between Western and Eastern Dragon when Malleus info-dumped Vil about it so it holds significance that Eastern Dragons exists.
β’ There's also this parallel of Levan and Yuu being the one who goes and never returns. It seems that Malenoa sent Levan as her messenger to the Silver Owls to stop ravaging their land-- and now she is searching for him since he hasn't returned. Maybe we can assume Malenoa is regretting it because Levan's abscene is alarming that she is sending Lilia to find him. I think the act of "sending away" can be related to how Malleus accepted immediately that we're leaving to go back home despite his fear of losing us.
In conclusion, Malleyuu is generational OR In every Draconia heir there is a Yuu for them in the Yuuniverse populationπππ¦
Also, correct me if any of the info mentioned are amiss π sometimes my mind just rolls and makes stuff up and I'm convinced it was real LOL
sorry if i didnt add sufficient screenshots, i didnt want to reach the photo limit lol and most of the things i mentioned about Malleus (for me) seems to be basic facts in the fandom so i thought it unnecessary.
(okay i really seem like convulting everything now 😂‼️) am adding that levan possibly fought with knight of dawn thats why hes not returning--- my fellas, yuu is with silver right now and obviously not taking malleus' side 💥
I made some fake chats with a few twst boys and Yuu!
(Yuu is gender neutral and uses they/them pronouns)
ALT![Text messages in the group chat "My Faes <3" including Malleus, Lilia, Sebek, and Yuu. Malleus: Child of man Malleus: Child of man Malleus: why are they ignoring me :( Sebek: HOW DARE THE HUMAN IGNORE THE GREAT WAKA-SAMA! I WOULD NEVER IGNORE YOU! I WOULD NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITIES TO BE IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR GREATNESS Sebek: [keyboard smash] Lilia: oh dear Malleus: did he finally tire himself out? Lilia: Yuu tackled the poor boy in the courtyard Malleus: what? Yuu: Sebek needs to learn how to SHUT his ANNOYING mouth. I'm sorry Tsunotarou, I stayed after class to ask Crewel a question. Sebek: YOU FOWL HUMAN! THE GREAT MALLEUS WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOUR EXCUSES! Malleus: I forgive you child of man :) Sebek: ... Lilia: simp behavior](https://64.media.tumblr.com/694b23ecae0b42d3e513d65a4f550164/a47608e8d11822ca-57/s2048x3072/da7a28557212927a9f5ead7ac68704c0335dcccf.jpg)
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~The Duchess' Thoughts and Drabbles Pt. 3~ Ft. Riddle
Thinking about Riddle x Bunny! Reader (basically like the White Rabbit from the original Alice in Wonderland)
Random Headcanon for Addams!Yuu bc i am a piece of trash
-yuu probably knows how to use a crossbow, so imagine during chapter 5, when Rook shoot the arrow with the message, Yuu was like, "HA, NICE SHOT! BUT GO FOR THE HEAD NEXT TIME!"
-and everybody is like "yo, do not encourage him!"
-and they just start a little competition to see who gets closer to the head
-the closest Rook got was 0,5 centimetres and Yuu 0,4
-eventually they start to jump out of the nowhere and shoot at each other
-everybody panics because no one knows when they will pop up and shoot
-what guarantees that they're not next?